what’s up with this snow?

I understand that it’s winter and I live in New England, but enough of this snow already. I don’t live in freaking Alaska! My kids haven’t had a full week of school since Christmas break! I haven’t seen the grass since November. Isn’t spring supposed to be coming soon? At this rate, I won’t see green again until May!

I’m sick of sweaters and boots and coats and gloves and scraping the car off. Ugh! This winter business is for the birds! I think I need an island somewhere so I can disappear for a month or two during winter. I could handle a week or two of snow, but no more.

Okay, maybe a little more, as long as it melts quickly, hahahahaha