Last night I was on my way home from Penn. and got stuck in the never ending traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike. Because I had the kids sleeping in the car, I didn’t want to stop anywhere.

But, I really had to pee.

Bad.

The more painful my bladder became, the faster I drove. As I was flying through my town, relief just moments away, I got stuck behind someone driving 10 miles BELOW the speed limit. Now, I’m all for safe driving, but BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT??????

I decided that we need a universal symbol for “Get out of my way! I’ve gotta pee!”

I’m thinking a big purple, flashing light on top of my car would do it. And maybe a bullhorn.

What do you think? If you saw someone flying up behind you with a flashing purple light screaming incoherently out the window, wouldn’t you get the hell out of the way?

Damn right you would!

So, do you think it’l catch on?